Muddy Woofie paws make for a big mess.
Are you planning on mopping the kitchen floor, Human Mommy?
No? Not until the rain has ended, you say?
Why am I not surprised?
–Quicksilver
Fire is Good
Fire is Good.
Now go away.
This fire is mine and mine alone.
–Amber
One of these is not like the others…
One of these is not like the others.
Obviously it’s Cosmo.
He makes for a good pillow, but this is Princess nap time.
–Princesses Luna and Stella
Fall Camouflage
Finnegan? Who’s that?
Only us yellow and orange leaves here.
–Finnegan
Saturday
If you don’t lounge around at least a bit on Saturday…
…you’re doing it wrong.
–Luna, Cosmo and Stella
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
–Amber
Guard Dogs
Left and center…
Partial left and three-quarters left…
Full left and full left…
All clear on the left!
Time to scan the right.
–Cosmo and Stella
Cold
It is cold, Human Mommy! Why are you unplugging my space heater?!
You’re leaving for work, you’ve set the thermostat to 68 degrees, and the space heater is a hazard unattended, you say.
Harrumph!
It’s on you if you come home to a Catsicle.
–Finnegan
Boo!
Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
Boo!
–Darth Vader
Monday, you say?
Monday, you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you, but definitely not for me.
–Lily
