When your humans give you a new thing, like a nice flowered bedspread, show your approval by stretching out on it. Then start the hard work of shedding so that your new thing will match your old things.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Upside Down Head
Try sleeping with your head upside down. This classic cat yoga position will stretch out your spine, work out any kinks, and raise your cute quoitient.
–Amber
Old Adages
Old adages don’t necessarily apply to the modern world. Have you heard the one about age before beauty? It only applies when the beauty is NOT a youthful tortie who makes you wait an eternity you don’t have to drink from the bathtub faucet.
Millenials.
–Charlie
Look out the Window
Is the winter driving you stir crazy? Don’t forget to look out the window.
–Cosmo and Lily
Gratitude
Although falling snow draws large flocks to the feeder, you recognize that your midnight fur would provide insufficient camouflage against the white backdrop. Take a moment to feel grateful that you are a house panther who can watch birds for entertainment and whose food bowl is filled by the servants… er… humans.
–Darth Vader
Keep Warm
When the temperatures drop, it is good to lounge in front of a roaring fire just like the cats taught you.
–Cosmo
Cold Weather
When it’s really cold outside, you are perfectly justified in burrowing under the sheets for extra warmth.
–Finnegan
Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day! Get your sweetheart something she’ll appreciate like a catnip mouse or a bowl of cool, fresh cream.
–Lily
Dumb TV
Are your Humans watching something dumb on TV? Don’t waste your energy hissing about it, but make sure that your eyes and ears convey your contempt.
–Amber
Don’t Judge
It’s Friday. Its been a long, hard week and everyone deserves to relax. Don’t judge.
–Phelps
