Comfort should never trump style. If you find your Human Mommy’s new knit booties unattractive, you should let her know, in no uncertain terms.
–Amber
Meaningless Words
Humans can fall into an obsessive pattern of repeating words like “down.” Maybe they have developed an annoying tic? Maybe they are simply confused, as you are obviously “up” on the counter as opposed to “down” on the floor? Either way, it’s no use trying to puzzle out their meaning. Ignoring your humans until they are quiet is the only way to help them.
–Finnegan
Going to the Doctor
We all have to visit the Doctor sometimes. If you can, it’s best to go to the Doctor with someone you love and respect who can calm you down during the interminable wait.
–Cosmo
Sitting on Things You Fancy
Do you fancy the carryall your humans’ guest has deposited carelessly on your counter top? Sit on it. Now it belongs to you.
–Quicksilver
Play Dates
Don’t worry when your little puppy brother has a play date with another puppy. After they have finished their hyper puppy games, they will pass out. Everyone knows that a sleeping puppy is the best kind.
–Finnegan
Ennui
By the fourth day of being snowed in, severe ennui sets in.
–Darth Vader
High Time for a Nap
Have you been awake for fifteen minutes or more? If so, it is high time for a nap.
–Lily
Cabin Fever
Fight cabin fever by lounging in front of a roaring fire and partaking of a spicy, nip – filled pepper.
–Quicksilver
Blizzards
Blizzards make for great bird tv.
–Phelps and Lily
Cardboard Has No Feelings
It’s okay to abandon your starter box for a bigger, better box when one becomes available. Your original box won’t be sad, as cardboard has no feelings.
–Phelps
