It’s Monday again?
It can’t be!
It’s just too dreadful.
–Lily
Securing the Perimeter
The perimeter is secure…
…thanks to me,…
…Luna,…
…Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
Irresistible
Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
Top Chef
Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Daddy’s Girl
Cosmo is the best Dog Daddy ever! He looks out for me, he defends me when the Meowies get feisty, he lets me have the biggest bully stick and lets me chew on his jowls when there are no bully sticks because the Humans have mistimed our Chewy.com order.
My Daddy Cosmo is also an excellent pillow.
–Xena
Breakfast in Bed
No, I don’t think a Monday-morning breakfast in bed of tuna, fresh cream and a decorative, edible floral arrangement is too much to ask, Human Mommy.
It’s what I deserve.
–Luna
Good morning
Good morning, Humans. I hereby proclaim the commencent of spring as I have awoken from my winter slumber.
Now get to work, Humans! I have many spring projects in mind to improve my Turtledom.
–Princess Maple Ann
Daily Feline Wisdom 