There’s a bug!
A fluttery, frenzied fly right there in the houseplant!
I wonder why the other Guard Dogs are snoozing through the excitement.
–Xena
Acquired Taste
Eew! What is that atrocious odor?
It’s my Bully Stick, Auntie Amber.
It’s an acquired taste/smell that one acquires while teething.
Want to take a nibble?
–Amber and Xena
The Stone
I am a grey and white stone, at one with the other stones.
We soak in the rays of the late summer sun.
–Quicksilver
Thou shalt not pass…
Thou shalt not pass…
…unless thou hast tuna.
–Amber
Do you mind?
Do you mind, paparazzi?
A Feline is most vulnerable in the liminal wake/sleep state
Never mind.
I’ve conked out.
Take as many photos as you like, provided they’re on my good side.
–Phelps
Work
So it’s Monday again and you have to go to work, Humans.
Too bad your job does not consist of sitting in a box and looking cute.
–Lily
Heat Wave
Help! I’m melting!
Please send ice.
–Cosmo
In Charge
You think you’re in charge, Humans?
Top of the Food Chain and all that?
Think again.
–Amber
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
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