It’s a work night, Humans.
Why aren’t you in bed yet?
–Luna and Darth Vader
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
New Friends
Welcome home, Orion!
Don’t fret–you will be getting a bigger tank in a couple days.
In the meantime, let’s get to know each other…
I like Fish and you are a Fish.
Seriously, what are the odds?
–Luna
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Peckish
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
Hump Day
What do you mean we aren’t over the hump yet?
Isn’t it enough just to wake up?
–Luna
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Magnificent
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Rank
Someday I will occupy the highest shelf on the Cat Tree.
Someday I will be a 5-Claw General.
–Major Luna
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