It is Spring. Winter is coming.
HBO, Sunday.
–Phelps
Mean It
Don’t just nap.
Nap like you mean it.
–Lily
Al fresco…
Head skritches…
…are always…
…best performed…
…al fresco.
–Darth Vader
Meditation
Should I go in or do I want to stay out?
Will I trip my Humans as they go in and out?
I will meditate on all the possibilities.
–Quicksilver
Get it?
Don’t you get it, Human Mommy?
You are never getting this seat.
–Finnegan
Snack…
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…
WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
It’s hard to be the Boss…
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
New Bed?
One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Mirror, mirror…
Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the handsomest of them all?
–Phelps
Pleasure Gardens
Keep a close eye on your Humans as they tend to your pleasure gardens.
You want to make sure that the sushi vending machine… er… pond is well stocked.
–Quicksilver
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