Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
Bow Down
Bow down to your Queen.
Good Woofie.
Now I will ignore you.
–Amber
Art
I sculpted this couch.
Art is what you can get away with.
–Xena
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Belated Mother’s Day
Happy Belated Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!
Sometimes it takes a bit longer than expected to catch you a proper gift.
–Finnegan
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Want this Body?
Want this body?
Then you have to work for it!
Now go away…
I’m working really hard here.
–Quicksilver
Inexcusable
Do your Human Servants ever fall asleep on one of your Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club couches, thus depriving you of a proper napping spot to which your club fees entitle you?
Inexcusable.
Totally inexcusable, were it not for the opposable thumbs.
–Phelps
Daddy’s Girl
Cosmo is the best Dog Daddy ever! He looks out for me, he defends me when the Meowies get feisty, he lets me have the biggest bully stick and lets me chew on his jowls when there are no bully sticks because the Humans have mistimed our Chewy.com order.
My Daddy Cosmo is also an excellent pillow.
–Xena
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