On this most special holiday, it is your Feline duty to lounge about…
…as your Humans attend to the preparation of your feast.
–Lily
Reservation System
We really do need a reservation system for Human Daddy’s lap.
Wait times are out of control.
–Quicksilver, Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Catching Up
Are the annoying booms, bangs, and pops well and truly over?
Good. Wake me for dinner but not before.
I have hours of sleep to catch up on.
–Quicksilver
Relaxing
Going up, Humans? No, you’re not.
I’m relaxing here.
–Darth Vader
Apex Predator
The Apex Predator is ignoring you.
You may survive if you de-can her breakfast promptly.
–Amber
Clicky Noise
Do you realize that your camera phone makes a clicky noise everytime you take my photo?
That’s quite rude, especially as I am trying to catch up on my requisite 18+ hours of beauty sleep.
–Lily
Iron Throne
Sure, I could sit on the couch cushion…
…but I am destined to sit upon the iron–er aluminum–throne.
I am the true King of the Seven Catdoms.*
–Darth Vader
*My Humans have been binge-watching Game of Thrones, in case that wasn’t obvious.
Meditation
Should I go in or do I want to stay out?
Will I trip my Humans as they go in and out?
I will meditate on all the possibilities.
–Quicksilver
Get it?
Don’t you get it, Human Mommy?
You are never getting this seat.
–Finnegan
It’s hard to be the Boss…
If you are an only Cat, it is your duty and yours alone to supervise your Human Mommy the days that she stares at her computer screen interminably… er… works from home.
Napping with one eye open is not as relaxing as it sounds.
–Charly, Guest Contributor
Daily Feline Wisdom 