No matter how good the Meowy treats smell, don’t muscle the Meowies out of the way to get some. Never forget that the Meowies have claws.
–Cosmo and Stella
Friendly Reminder
Valentines Day is tomorrow, Gentlemen! Don’t forget to get your ladies the flowers, the card, the heart-shaped box of catnip, and a good back rub.
–Luna and Lily
Take a moment
Sometimes, your girlfriend will ask you tricky questions like “Do I look good in my new collar?” Don’t just bark out the first thing that pops into your head. For example, don’t tell her that she makes for a pretty lamp. Don’t tell her that she could probably tap into some satellite radio stations if she tilts her head just so. Take your time. Think it through. Chew on a bone if necessary to buy time.
This is a tricky question and how you answer it will determine how your girlfriend treats you for the rest of the day if not longer.
–Cosmo
Man’s Best Friend
We Cats concede that you Woofies are Man’s Best Friend.
We Cats are Man’s Ruler.
In other words, don’t come up the stairs without permission.
–Phelps
Limber
Do you Humans sometimes feel bad because you’re just not as limber as you used to be? Do you blame the advancing years for the fact that you can no longer touch your front paws to your bottom paws?
Old age may not be helping things but the real problem is that you’re just not practicing enough.
Seriously, do you even remember the last time you flung your bottom paw over your shoulder while watching TV?
–Luna
Throwback Thursday
This time last year I thought the first Woofie was done growing.
I was wrong, tragically so.
–Quicksilver
Circus
Keep practicing! You’ll know when you’re ready for the Circus.
–Luna
Setting Boundaries
You may sniff my tail, my little grey and white disciple, but don’t even think about batting at it.
–Quicksilver
Dibs
It doesn’t matter who arrived first. Cats always have dibs on the pillow.
–Darth Vader
Talking with Friends
It’s important to avoid certain topics when talking with certain friends. For example, some friends may not like talking about politics while other friends may not appreciate a detailed description of the saucer of shredded tuna you ate for lunch.
–Luna
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