Got a hangover after downing too many ‘Niparitas last night?
Follow your Big Sister Lily’s lead. She knows how to sleep this off like it never even happened.
–Luna
Better
Nothing’s better than a midmorning snooze in a buttery pool of winter sunshine.
Nothing’s worse than being awakened from said snooze by an irritating, intrepid Kitten.
Phew… The Kitten’s gone. That’s better.
–Charlie
Cuddles
Sure, the Meowies give good cuddles, no doubt about it.
But nothing beats 75 pounds of solid Puppy love bearing down on your lap.
–Cosmo
Get Down!
Humans don’t always mean what they say. For example, today Human Mommy said “Get down, Luna!”
If she really meant it, why did she whip out her cell phone to take this photo before forcibly removing me from Galaxy’s roof?
–Luna
Daffodils
Don’t worry, little daffodil. I will keep you safe from the trampling paws of the clumsy Woofies.
–Phelps
Lost Something?
Lost something, Humans, like the pair of scissors you just had?
Don’t ask us Cats. It’s not our job to keep track of your stuff.
–Lily
Don’t be Jealous
Don’t be jealous!
It takes an enormous amount of time, effort and licks to look this good.
–Quicksilver
Possession
Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Catitude constitutes the other tenth.
Kittentude, while adorable, can’t displace a full-grown Cat.
–Lily
Conflicted
Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Ageless
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.
–Amber
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