A bed, you say? For what? A squirrel, a vole or a tiny guinea pig?
Surely you understand that this “bed” is much too small for me.
It makes for an oddly shaped pillow at best.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Raking
By all means rake up the fallen leaves, Humans.
Just not my leaf-bed. I’m about to doze off.
–Darth Vader
Biggest Bestie
I may not be the biggest Kitty yet…
…but I’ve sure got the biggest bestie.
–Luna
Cat Art
To become Art, your surroundings must complement you…
…and you must complement your surroundings.
–Lily
Risk versus Reward
I really want the Mousie.
The Mousie is waaay better than my shiny green pom-pom.
Plus, the Meowie is sleeping.
But what if he wakes up?
Sometimes you have to weigh risk (Murder Mittens) versus reward (Mousie) very carefully.
–Cosmo
I am Here
I am here or am I?
I might just be a glossy whorl, part of the pattern of the new bed sheet.
–Darth Vader
I Like You
I like you, Human. Please don’t move.
Like ever.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Never the wrong time…
Feeling sleepy?
Fret not!
It’s never the wrong time for a nap.
–Cosmo
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
Overstuffed?
Overstuffed after your Thanksgiving feast?
Sleep it off.
–Darth Vader and Stella
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