Intrusions

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There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.

For example, you can build a pillow barricade.

Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*

–Phelps

*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.

In Honor of Anthony

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Our Humans have been melancholy since the death of Anthony Bourdain.

Human Daddy decided to make a special brunch in his honor.

There were potatoes sauteed with red peppers…

…fresh tomatoes topped with cilantro, French baguette with Himalayan salt and olive oil, sauteed cod fish with red onion and tomatoes, and soft boiled eggs.

As French music played in the background, Human Daddy danced with my lady Stella.

It was a delicious, memorable meal.

Now, you’ll have to excuse us…

We Dog Dishwashers need to be ready to lick the plates clean.

This is a professional kitchen, after all.

–Cosmo, Stella and Xena

Chop chop!

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Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader