Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Shoes
“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
In or Out…
In or out?
This dichotomous question has occupied the Feline intelligentsia for millennia.
The only solution we have found is purely pragmatic.
Leave all doors open at all times, Humans.
–Lily
Hind Legs
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…
…everyday…
…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Sweet Nothings…
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Tell me I’m the prettiest, the stripiest, the glossiest Kitty you’ve ever known…
Then substantiate those sweet nothings with something, such as cream, tuna or ‘Nip.
–Lily
Alternatives
There are alternatives to the traditional tux…
Try grey and white…
Or gold and platinum.
–Quicksilver and Finnegan
Urgent
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
Security!
Well hello there, Ginger Cat mug.
Who invited you?
Was it a Human?
Security!
–Quicksilver
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Bestfriends
Luna, you are my bestfriend in the whole wide world!
But am I your bestfriend?
Ummm… Please allow me a moment to mull this over, little Xena.
–Xena and Luna
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