I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
The Right Size
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Photo Op
One of the hardest things to do is to stay still.
All of you, even your tail.
Especially your tail.
Majestic, aren’t I?
–Cosmo
Where are you?
Princess Maple Ann…
MAPLE ANN…
…where are you?
I’m right here, little Woofie Princess.
Do you have to bark your questions so loudly?
–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
T-bone Steak
So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.
Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?
Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.
I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.
–Cosmo
Big Bed
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.
But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Irresistible
Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…
No? Oh, I get it…
I’m irresistible.
–Luna
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
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