Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Catitude constitutes the other tenth.
Kittentude, while adorable, can’t displace a full-grown Cat.
–Lily
Pizza Friday
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Conflicted
Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Ageless
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.
–Amber
Be Polite
No matter how good the Meowy treats smell, don’t muscle the Meowies out of the way to get some. Never forget that the Meowies have claws.
–Cosmo and Stella
Friendly Reminder
Valentines Day is tomorrow, Gentlemen! Don’t forget to get your ladies the flowers, the card, the heart-shaped box of catnip, and a good back rub.
–Luna and Lily
Take a moment
Sometimes, your girlfriend will ask you tricky questions like “Do I look good in my new collar?” Don’t just bark out the first thing that pops into your head. For example, don’t tell her that she makes for a pretty lamp. Don’t tell her that she could probably tap into some satellite radio stations if she tilts her head just so. Take your time. Think it through. Chew on a bone if necessary to buy time.
This is a tricky question and how you answer it will determine how your girlfriend treats you for the rest of the day if not longer.
–Cosmo
Man’s Best Friend
We Cats concede that you Woofies are Man’s Best Friend.
We Cats are Man’s Ruler.
In other words, don’t come up the stairs without permission.
–Phelps
Limber
Do you Humans sometimes feel bad because you’re just not as limber as you used to be? Do you blame the advancing years for the fact that you can no longer touch your front paws to your bottom paws?
Old age may not be helping things but the real problem is that you’re just not practicing enough.
Seriously, do you even remember the last time you flung your bottom paw over your shoulder while watching TV?
–Luna
Throwback Thursday
This time last year I thought the first Woofie was done growing.
I was wrong, tragically so.
–Quicksilver
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