When you invite over friends…

…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
When you invite over friends…

…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.

Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
Why is she staring at me?!

Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Don’t beat yourself up for cheating on your Paleo, Raw Food, Keto, Gluten-Free Summer Diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.

Stuff happens… Mass-produced Kibble can smell really good…

Pick yourself up and go back on the prowl.
–Finnegan
Is coffee like Catnip?

It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!

On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.

Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Life is good…

…really good.
–Quicksilver
What are you doing sitting in my spot?!

How rude!
–Darth Vader
Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.

What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
Want to go up the stairs?

Bow to your Queen.

That’s how you bow?!
We have some work to do.
–Amber