Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…
No? Oh, I get it…
I’m irresistible.
–Luna
Beware of Jungle Cats!
Beware!
There are many Apex Predators about.
Enter our Jungle at your own risk.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
Kitten
My yellow laser eyes haven’t come in just yet, but I’ll still hypnotize you.
I own you, Human.
–Kitten
Sick Day
Have you ever called in sick on a Friday because you fancied a 3-day weekend?
For shame!
We Guard Cats take no sick days.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Luna, and Quicksilver
Anti-gravity Paws II
How’d I get up here?
Anti-gravity, magnetic, propulsion Paws, obviously.
How’m I getting back down?
To be determined…
–Finnegan
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
Oh, yeah…
Oh, yeah…
…that feels so good.
Don’t stop…
…until I tell you to.
–Darth Vader
More Important
I’m more important than a spreadsheet.
Aren’t I?
–Lily
Hurray!
Hurray!
My Humans finally got the message and provided me with a properly sized bed.
–Cosmo
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