You say you’ve had a long day “working,” Human Mommy.
Well, I’ve had a long day lazing.
–Lily
Not a Lapdog
I am not a Lapdog!
I am a Sniffing Sentry.
I simply catch the odors better from an elevation.
–Xena
Beds and Kibble
Love the new beds!
Not so sure about the new kibble.
–Lily
Unsafe
No, I won’t be joining you, Human Daddy.
Your current position looks super unsafe.
–Luna
Kisses
Present your face to your Human.
Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Take a Break
You have already done the dishes, Human.
Is it really necessary to mop the floor?
The floor upon which I am sprawled.
–Lily
Jungle Queen
Yes, I am the Jungle Queen.
The question is who are you?
–Amber
The Mouse
I caught a Mouse.
I dispatched the Mouse.
I presented the Mouse to my Human.
I’m exhausted.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Glossy Perfection
We Cats can groom ourselves but…
…it sure feels nice when Human Daddy brushes us to glossy perfection.
–Quicksilver
Monday Morning
Go away, Monday Morning!
I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber
