Dogsmas Eve was mighty fine, what with the turkey and all.
But Dogsmas Day is even better, what with the leftover Turkey and squeaky stuffed squirrel.
Thanks Grammy Cat and Grampaw for my squeaky stuffed squirrel!
–Xena
Meowy Catsmas
Meowy Catsmas, Barky Dogsmas, and Snappy Turtlesmas to you and yours!
Purrs, Luna, Lily, Amber, Finnegan, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Festive Snaps, Maple Ann
Hydration
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
–Xena
Gorgeous
Gorgeous doesn’t have to smile or even acknowledge the camera.
Gorgeous just is, indubitably so.
–Luna
Helping Out
Whatcha doing Human Daddy?
Can I help you out?
Oooh! This fire we built feels so good on my fur!
–Xena
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Scary Things
Sometimes even the strongest, bravest, seven-pound-and-growing Warrior Puppy Princess gets scared, like when she is taken, against her will, to the dreaded V-E-T.
Just curl up tight in your Human Daddy’s arms. You’re strong, but he’s stronger than you. He doesn’t seem the least bit scared and he’s obviously topped seven pounds.
Human Daddy will keep you safe.
–Xena Warrior Princess
Too Much Space!
Humans, Cosmo is taking up way too much space!
His long lankiness is no excuse for his front paw resting against my tail.
Do something, Humans!
If not, I’ll have to deploy my Murder Mittens!
–Lily
Too big?
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 