Know of a great spot for Happy Hour? Don’t keep it to yourself–tell your friends.
–Finnegan and Luna
Nope, not Today
Humans, do you ever get up, get washed, get dressed in your work clothes, and get down to the kitchen only to think “Nope, not today?”
Sorry, but you have to go to work as cans of tuna do not grow on trees.
We’ll put in an extra hour of napping today, just for you.
We Cats are nothing if not empathetic.
–Lily and Darth Vader
Golden Boy
Being a Golden Boy is about more than your physical appearance. It’s a state of mind.
–Finnegan
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! May you make a new friend this year even if, as of 12:00 AM January 1, 2017, she’s threatening to scratch your nose.
–Cosmo
New Year’s Resolution
As a Cat, my number one New Year’s resolution is to teach the Woofies the concept of personal space.
–Charlie
As Dogs, our number one New Year’s resolution is to sniff as many Meowie butts as possible.
–Cosmo and Stella
The Biggest Bed
Is this your biggest bed, Humans? A bit tight, isn’t it?
I guess I’ll just have to rough it until you get something more suitable for me.
–Luna
Love is Good
Love is good. Love makes oversized Woofies curl up into a reasonably sized coil, freeing up more napping space for us Cats.
–Quicksilver
Stockings
It’s important to keep clean all year long, but particularly in the winter as you don’t want the snow to outshine your pretty white stockings.
–Lily
Establish your Authority
When you meet a large Woofie for the first time, it is essential to establish your authority.
–Luna
A Good Brushing
A brushing from Human Daddy feels so good that we are willing to wait our turn patiently.
Mmmmm… The tummy brushing is the best part.
–Stella, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
