If you are attentive and observant, once and awhile you stumble upon a hidden room in one of your known rooms.
You discovered it. Now it’s yours.
–Lily
Sharing
Cats do not like sharing. If you give us a single pile of treats, we will stare at it, at you and at each other until one Cat relinquishes control or you apportion the treats correctly, as you should have done in the beginning.
That’s better.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Too much stuff
Do your Humans have too much stuff? Do they keep accumulating more stuff even though they have more than enough?
Feel free to give them a hard time, but not too hard because you don’t really want them to stop accumulating stuff as that would mean no more new boxes.
–Amber
A Guard Cat’s Duty…
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
Birthday Boy
When it’s your very first birthday, you may not know what to do. That’s okay.
Human Daddy will explain how to blow out the candle on your peanut butter/carrot cake.
As for the eating of your cake, trust your instincts and you’ll know what to do.
–Cosmo
Spread the Love
If you love everyone equally and strongly, they may just learn to love each other.
–Darth Vader, Cosmo, Human Daddy and Amber
Bunk Beds
Bunk beds are acceptable for naps so long as the top bunk provides enough clearance to prevent the upper Cat’s tail from inadvertently bopping the lower Cat’s ears.
–Lily and Amber
Scary Things
Your Humans try to comfort and distract you when you’re scared of things like thunderstorms or fireworks or really angry cats.
Return the favor by comforting and distracting them when scary things happen on TV.
–Cosmo
Height
Height isn’t determined by genetics.
How tall you are depends on how high you can jump.
–Finnegan
Grazing
No matter your species, it’s always a good idea to incorporate fresh, leafy greens in your daily diet.
–Cosmo and Quicksilver
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