The Catsmas gifts were good.
The cardboard box they came in was even better.
–Quicksilver
Helping Out
Whatcha doing Human Daddy?
Can I help you out?
Oooh! This fire we built feels so good on my fur!
–Xena
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Blockage
Sometimes you will encounter a blockage on your way to a higher position.
If the blockage is named Amber, it’s advisable to look for a detour.
–Luna
Dirty Dishes
Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
Coping with Monday
Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon.
Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.
We all cope with Monday in our own way.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf
New Couch
Thank you for my new couch, Humans.
It is super comfy, way better than a futon.
I promise not to eat it.
–Cosmo
Sunbathing
Sunbathing is not only for the summer months.
Vitamin-D is important at all times of the year.
–Cosmo
Muddy Paws
Muddy Woofie paws make for a big mess.
Are you planning on mopping the kitchen floor, Human Mommy?
No? Not until the rain has ended, you say?
Why am I not surprised?
–Quicksilver
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