As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Napping Spots
It’s not ideal, but once you’ve hit the Friday night ‘Nip a little (a lot) too hard, anywhere at all will do for a catnap.
–Darth Vader
Parallel Parking
Humans, do you ever feel like your Cats are judging your parallel parking skills only to find them lacking?
It’s not all in your mind. We are judging you.
–Darth Vader
Luxuriating
Don’t be jealous, Humans. Unless you are a silky, shiny House Panther, there’s no way you will ever be able to luxuriate this well.
Feel free to imitate me, though, to the best of your limited abilities.
–Darth Vader
Lesson in the Inevitable
Leave a pile of dark-colored outerwear unattended long enough, awaiting its annual trip to the dry-cleaners, and eventually a dark-colored cat will claim it for his throne.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 