The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
Snapping Turtle
No, you may not sniff me, Cosmo.
Not now. Not ever.
I’m a Snapping Turtle, honest. Keep your distance.
–Princess Maple Ann Turtle
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Just One Whiff…
As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
–Stella
Beach Day
If you go to the beach…
…no matter what else you do…
…no matter where else you go…
…it’s a fine, fine day.
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
A Little Help Here!
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
Roommates
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
Up a Tree
But of course I know how to get down!
Why would you even ask?
–Phelps
Yay Weekend!
It’s the weekend. We’re in the car. This can only mean one thing…
PUPPY PARK!!!
–Cosmo and Stella
Conversations with Cats
It’s not always easy to conversate with the Meowies.
Often, they’ll conk out in the middle of your story, long before you get to the point.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to restart my detailed account of the hole I’m digging to China in the backyard when Lily wakes up.
–Cosmo
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