Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Fresh Sheets
Oh the feel and smell of…
…fresh, clean sheets!
We must work hard at re-furring them!
–Mildred and Tucker Jr., Guest Contributors
Shadow Panther
Others may not always understand you.
Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Monday
Monday…
…again?!
How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Pillows
Oh, Human Daddy, your knee makes for a great pillow!
Oh, Xena, your tail makes for an adequate… er great pillow.
Almost as good as er… surely better than Human Daddy’s knee.
–Xena and Sunny
Not Cool
The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…
Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Attention
Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!
I’m right here.
–Amber
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
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