I’m surprised to see you so high up, Little Xena.

You must have taken the elevator.
–Amber
I’m surprised to see you so high up, Little Xena.

You must have taken the elevator.
–Amber
My paws are magnificent.

Just like the rest of me.
–Orzo
You say you’ve had a long day “working,” Human Mommy.

Well, I’ve had a long day lazing.
–Lily
Love the new beds!

Not so sure about the new kibble.
–Lily
No, I won’t be joining you, Human Daddy.

Your current position looks super unsafe.
–Luna
Present your face to your Human.

Multiple kisses are all but guaranteed.
–Cosmo
Yes, I am the Jungle Queen.

The question is who are you?
–Amber
I caught a Mouse.
I dispatched the Mouse.
I presented the Mouse to my Human.

I’m exhausted.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
We Cats can groom ourselves but…




…it sure feels nice when Human Daddy brushes us to glossy perfection.
–Quicksilver
Go away, Monday Morning!

I’m simply not in the mood.
–Amber