Help! I’m melting!
Please send ice.
–Cosmo
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Cute
I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
Squeaky Balls
What is it with Woofies and squeaky balls?
Doesn’t the noise pollution affect their ears the way it does our delicate Feline ears?
–Luna
Good Smells
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Comfy…
This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Biscuits
When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 