I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Family
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
Dinnertime
We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
Too Hot!
Hey, Papa Cosmo, I want to go outside and play fetch and chase squirrels and munch grass and such but it’s too doggone hot!
Why’s it so hot, Papa Cosmo?
Well, little Xena, Human Mommy controls the outdoor thermostat.
For some reason, known only to herself, she’s got it set at extra hot.
Why, Human Mommy? Why?
–Xena and Cosmo
Daddy’s Girl
I’m a Daddy’s Girl.
No doubt about it.
–Xena
I woke up like this
I woke up like this…
Well, maybe I had a little help.
–Luna
Photo Op
One of the hardest things to do is to stay still.
All of you, even your tail.
Especially your tail.
Majestic, aren’t I?
–Cosmo
I love you…
I love you, pillow…
…I mean Cosmo.
–Stella
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