I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
I’m not.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
–Lily
Big sisters are the best! Sometimes it feels like they know you better than you know yourself and your secrets are always safe because you speak a special language, known only to the two of you.
–Luna
Watch out, Woofie. Don’t get fresh with my Little Sis.
–Lily
Frisbee, check. Tug, check. Wrestling, check. Squirrel Chase, check and double check.
You know it’s been a good, hard workout when you collapse like a Meowie afterwards.
Meowie-Inspired Basic Yoga, check.
–Cosmo
There’s more than one way to workout on a treadmill.
For example, you can use the console for a good stretch.
You can use the arms as a jungle gym to increase your strength and balance.
Don’t worry if you get tangled up now and again.
It takes time to master new fitness routines.
–Luna
What’s that, Human Mommy? This fine box is the same box that the Woofies’ canned food came in?
You don’t suppose they’ll get confused and think that I’m yummy, too, do you?
Uh-oh…
–Luna
Wise Woofies know never to disrupt sunbathing Cats.
–Quicksilver
No matter where you are, no matter what you do, we Cats are always watching.
–Luna and Lily
Want to own the street?
Stalk down the sidewalk like a Boss.
See that stripey Ginger behind me? He knows I own it.
Want to own a Human’s lap?
Easy, dig your claws in.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
The Humans have put up multiple signs alerting passers-by to the presence of Woofies.
Strangely, there are as yet no signs referencing us Jungle Cats.
Maybe the Humans see us as their secret weapon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Sure, exercise is good for you but overexertion is dangerous.
Pace yourself.
–Lily
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