O.M.D. (Oh My Dog)!!!! Luna has fallen asleep on Human Mommy’s lap with her paw resting on my cute Puppy rump.
Only a matter of time until my 2018 resolution comes true!
Only a matter of time until we’re besties!
–Xena
Annoying Habits
I know you’re excited about your squeaky candy cane, Cosmo, but can you cool it on the tail wagging?
Some of us are trying to nap here.
–Luna
Biggest Bestie
I may not be the biggest Kitty yet…
…but I’ve sure got the biggest bestie.
–Luna
Where’s my Mousie?
Where’s my Mousie?
I swear I had it right here!
I found your Mousie, Luna.
I’ll give it back if you let me visit your egg.
–Luna and Cosmo
Synchronized Napping
Inter-Species Synchronized Napping Nationals here we come!
Seriously, we are coming soon, just as soon as we wake up.
–Lily and Stella
Beach Buddies
The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
To swipe or not to swipe
To swipe or not to swipe the Woofie’s nose with a dagger-filled paw, that is the question.
–Luna
My nose isn’t bleeding, yet. I knew I was growing on her!
–Cosmo
Hospitality
To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Dozing off
Sometimes, one of your best friends may want to talk to you about something that’s important to them but boring to you, like water quality or bubble nests or the proper positioning of leaf hammocks.
It’s okay if you start to doze off.
You are a Cat after all.
–Luna
Don’t Listen
Sometimes, your best Meowie friend may something hurtful like “I need my space” or “Get out of my face, Woofie.” Don’t listen to her and, above all, don’t take her words personally.
She probably just has a hairball.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 