Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
Spring has sprung
Spring has sprung!
Don’t mess with my Daffodils.
They are most dear to me.
–Phelps
The Best Woofie
The Meowies tell me frequently that I am the Best Woofie.
It’s nice to know that the Meowies appreciate that I neither chase them nor attempt to steal their stash of ‘Nip.
Still, I don’t appreciate being called a “Woofie.”
I’m a DOG.
–Stella
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Throne
What’s the difference between a chair and a throne?
If a Princess is sitting on it, it’s a throne.
Otherwise, it’s a mere chair.
–Lily
Ball!
I brought a Ball!
It even squeaks!
Wanna play?
–Xena
Lion at Repose
The Lion is at repose.
Do NOT disturb the Lion.
–Finnegan
Snow Day
The best part of a Snow Day?
SNOW!
And having Human Daddy home!
Dog Diggity Dog, Human Daddy is HOME! And he’s throwing a FRISBEE!
In the SNOW!
–Cosmo and Stella
Work Hard…
Work hard.
Play harder.
Nap hardest.
–Cosmo and Xena
Ghost Cat
Cat.
Cat?
Don’t be alarmed! I’m a Ghost Cat.
Sure, I’ve gone over the Rainbow Bridge but sometimes I manifest myself in a crumpled tee shirt to check up on the homestead.
–Charlie, Stretch, Holly, and Ninja
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