Ever wake up only to feel that there is a large, uninvited presence behind you? You could be right or you could still be dreaming.
Either way, it’s probably best just to fall back asleep and hope that it doesn’t snore or slobber.
–Darth Vader
Treadmill Workouts
There’s more than one way to workout on a treadmill.
For example, you can use the console for a good stretch.
You can use the arms as a jungle gym to increase your strength and balance.
Don’t worry if you get tangled up now and again.
It takes time to master new fitness routines.
–Luna
Woohoo Titanium Knee
Playing around in your yard is fun and all, but nothing beats a good run in the Puppy Park on your new titanium knee.
–Stella
Uh-oh
What’s that, Human Mommy? This fine box is the same box that the Woofies’ canned food came in?
You don’t suppose they’ll get confused and think that I’m yummy, too, do you?
Uh-oh…
–Luna
Sunbathing
Wise Woofies know never to disrupt sunbathing Cats.
–Quicksilver
What the Ladies want…
A glass of fine red wine enjoyed al fresco with a handsome, intense drinking companion… What else could the Ladies possibly want?
–Quicksilver
Pace yourself
Sure, exercise is good for you but overexertion is dangerous.
Pace yourself.
–Lily
Napping with Scissors
Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
–Luna
Great Landscaping Projects
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Can’t you tell, Woofies? Human Daddy is creating a garden stream to quench my Feline thirst.
–Cosmo, Stella and Quicksilver
Possession
Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Catitude constitutes the other tenth.
Kittentude, while adorable, can’t displace a full-grown Cat.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 