Congratulations, Human Mommy, you’ve stumbled down to the kitchen!
Now, do you really want that cup of coffee?
Wouldn’t you rather flop down on the floor and sleep away the morning with me?
–Lily
An Excellent Home Improvement Project
An excellent home improvement project involves installing a series of shelves up the living room wall so that we Cats can get up high, out of reach of even the tallest Woofie.
Thanks Human Daddy!
Now get busy and add some more shelves.
We’re out of range of the Woofies, but still miles from the ceiling, don’t you see?
–Luna
No Boys Allowed
When it’s afternoon nap and grooming time, Human Mommy can join us but no boys are allowed, not ever.
–Lily, Luna and Amber
Fierce Meditation
Are your pre-dinner treats late in finding their way from their packet to your mouth to your tummy?
Meditate.
Meditate fiercely as Lions do.
–Finnegan
Dreamboat
It’s not easy being a dreamboat but someone’s got to do it.
–Cosmo
Daylight Savings Time
What do you mean it’s not dinner time yet? By our watches, it’s half-past food o’clock.
What, you thought we Cats didn’t observe Daylight Savings Time?
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader, Lily and Finnegan
Prelude to a Nap
Prelude to a nap or to a challenging yoga routine?
For us Cats, there is no difference. The best yoga is performed asleep and the best naps entail positions that make Humans wonder if we share a common ancestor with Silly Putty.
–Lily
Drown your Sorrows
Are your pretty Daffodils menaced by Stella, the winter storm not the clumsy Woofie? Is there absolutely nothing you can do to keep them safe?
Don’t let the Daffodils sense your concern. Don’t fill their innocent, petaled heads with thoughts of their untimely demise.
Feel free, though, to drink away your sorrows at the Lion’s Head Tavern.
–Phelps
Reputation
Careful, Kitties. There’s a fine line between being known as a friendly Feline and as a lap Cat.
–Luna
The same goes for Puppies.
–Cosmo
Good Boyfriend II
Sometimes your girlfriend will ask you a tricky question like “How do my feet smell?”
There is only one right answer to this question.
Tell her that her feet smell lovely.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 