They’re upgrading your laptops at work, Human Mommy?
You’re worried they might want you to return your old laptop’s case?
Why worry?
The fur we’ve assiduously applied only enhances its value.
–Luna
Where are you?
Princess Maple Ann…
MAPLE ANN…
…where are you?
I’m right here, little Woofie Princess.
Do you have to bark your questions so loudly?
–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Happy Father’s Day
Father’s Day should include a cold beer…
…and a big, warm hug.
–Cosmo
Famous
When you’re a Celbricat…
…the paparazzi are everywhere.
–Phelps, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Happy Hour
Hit the happy hour Catnip hard enough…
…and the stones won’t feel hard, just firm enough to be an ideal mattress.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
You go, Cosmo!
You go, Cosmo! Chase the birdies, or the squirrels or whatever it is you Woofies chase.
I’ll just chill out in the lovely shade of this bench. A nap may even be on the agenda.
But you do you, Cosmo.
–Luna
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
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