Downward Dog is a beginner’s move.
Try DownwardUpwardTwisting Dog for a deeper stretch.
–Cosmo
Fire
I used to help Human Daddy with the fire.
It’s Xena’s turn now.
Maybe I can start helping Human Mommy with her wine.
–Cosmo
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Snooze Button
Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…
…however long it takes to reach the weekend.
–Cosmo
TDIF
Thank Dog it’s Friday!
Time to relax and recharge and let it all hang out.
–Cosmo
Sunny Days
Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
Snapping Turtle
No, you may not sniff me, Cosmo.
Not now. Not ever.
I’m a Snapping Turtle, honest. Keep your distance.
–Princess Maple Ann Turtle
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
Roommates
Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
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