Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
My Stories
No, I’m not in the mood for a lap cuddle. I’m watching my stories.
My Birdie stories.
–Lily
Meowie Door
The Humans call it a “Meowie Door,” but I betcha we can fit through, Papa Cosmo!
Maybe you can, Little Xena, but I could get stuck in such a narrow opening.
Maybe we should wait for our Humans to open the door? It’s no fun to go squirrel hunting without you.
–Xena and Cosmo
Cute
I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
First come…
First come, first served.
The lap is most desirable when…
…another Cat occupies it.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Camouflage
Become one with your surroundings.
Be the stones. Be the shell.
Be invisible to the Birdies.
–Luna
Feeding Frenzy
What do you mean this looks like a feeding frenzy, Human Daddy?
We are being methodical and orderly in the consumption of our treats.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Squeaky Balls
What is it with Woofies and squeaky balls?
Doesn’t the noise pollution affect their ears the way it does our delicate Feline ears?
–Luna
Chair
I’ve got the chair. The Woofie’s got the floor.
All’s right with the world, except for there being Woofies in it.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
