Nope.
Go away, Tuesday.
I’m not feeling you.
–Darth Vader
Spring has sprung
Spring has sprung!
Don’t mess with my Daffodils.
They are most dear to me.
–Phelps
The Best Woofie
The Meowies tell me frequently that I am the Best Woofie.
It’s nice to know that the Meowies appreciate that I neither chase them nor attempt to steal their stash of ‘Nip.
Still, I don’t appreciate being called a “Woofie.”
I’m a DOG.
–Stella
Abandonment
You’re leaving me over the Holiday weekend, Humama?!
Who authorized this?
I sure didn’t.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Throne
What’s the difference between a chair and a throne?
If a Princess is sitting on it, it’s a throne.
Otherwise, it’s a mere chair.
–Lily
Oh, Ball!
Oh, Ball, we had a great round what with chasing and biting and squeaking and bouncing and biting some more!
We both deserve a nap until the next round!
–Xena
Hide-and-Seek
It is important to hide all parts of yourself, including your stripy grey tail, during a round of hide-and-seek.
Correct–I am almost invisible.
Incorrect–my tail is showing and the Little Woofie can find my tail.
–Luna
Plain White Paper
Plain white paper is boring.
Paper with a generous dusting of decorative fur is much nicer.
–Amber
Bathroom Break
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
–Luna
Ball!
I brought a Ball!
It even squeaks!
Wanna play?
–Xena
