Humans don’t always mean what they say. For example, today Human Mommy said “Get down, Luna!”
If she really meant it, why did she whip out her cell phone to take this photo before forcibly removing me from Galaxy’s roof?
–Luna
Daffodils
Don’t worry, little daffodil. I will keep you safe from the trampling paws of the clumsy Woofies.
–Phelps
Lost Something?
Lost something, Humans, like the pair of scissors you just had?
Don’t ask us Cats. It’s not our job to keep track of your stuff.
–Lily
Don’t be Jealous
Don’t be jealous!
It takes an enormous amount of time, effort and licks to look this good.
–Quicksilver
Possession
Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Catitude constitutes the other tenth.
Kittentude, while adorable, can’t displace a full-grown Cat.
–Lily
Pizza Friday
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Conflicted
Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Ageless
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.
–Amber
Be Polite
No matter how good the Meowy treats smell, don’t muscle the Meowies out of the way to get some. Never forget that the Meowies have claws.
–Cosmo and Stella
Friendly Reminder
Valentines Day is tomorrow, Gentlemen! Don’t forget to get your ladies the flowers, the card, the heart-shaped box of catnip, and a good back rub.
–Luna and Lily
