Intrusiveness, thy name is Woofie.
–Charlie
Medical Update
Thank you all so much for your good wishes! I have a luxating patella caused by my heroic charge into the front fence to defend my yard against an interloper. The Humans have told me that I will be going to a third vet next Wednesday for a surgical consultation. After that, I will have knee surgery to become a bionic Dog.
For all our Dog and Meowy followers, think very carefully about heroism. You don’t always get a medal. Sometimes, all you get is a visit to three–count them, three!–vets for your trouble.
Woofs and Wags, Stella
Bummy, Bummier, Bummiest
You know what’s bummier than a bum knee? Going to two vets in two days time to get their individual opinions regarding the level of bumminess of your bum knee.
You know what’s bummiest of all? The waiting, paws down, the waiting.
–Stella
Milk It
Did you dislocate your right knee by running into your front fence when attempting to scare off an unknown Dog who was marking the hill below your fence as if he didn’t understand property law?
Ouch… That really hurt.
Let your Humans figure out the finances of knee surgery.
You just need to milk it.
–Stella
A Proper Throne
Every Princess needs a throne. The spider plant works well for me as it is quite comfortable and I can nibble on the foliage when I feel peckish.
–Luna
Hair of the Dog
Did you think you could participate in the Meowies’ Friday Night Catnip-fueled celebration because you are much bigger than the Meowies and therefore should have a much higher capacity for the ‘nip?
That was a mistake.
There are not enough hairs on your whole body to make up for last night’s miscalculation.
–Cosmo
Girl Fight
Are the two youngest Cat girls practicing for their MMA (Martial Meowy Arts) debut? Enjoy the view, but stay out of their way, far out of their way.
–Charlie
Secrets
Got a secret? Don’t go barking it all around town–whisper it in a good friend’s ear.
If your friend is a Human, you may have to whisper pretty loud as Human ears are not as good as Dog ears.
–Stella
Recipes
Homemade Woofie Food you say, Humans, with organic chicken, celery, carrot and brown rice? Are you certain you followed the recipe correctly? It sure smells like Kitten Food to me.
Yup, definitely Kitten Food. Don’t mind if I do!
–Luna
No need to cook
Humans, don’t feel obliged to boil that lovely chicken on my account. Just remove the plastic and place the bird on the floor. I’ll serve myself–no problem.
–Charlie
