Nothing beats a buttery sun puddle on a crisp autumn day.
–Amber
Overstuffed?
Overstuffed after your Thanksgiving feast?
Sleep it off.
–Darth Vader and Stella
New Couch
Thank you for my new couch, Humans.
It is super comfy, way better than a futon.
I promise not to eat it.
–Cosmo
Water Level
The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
–Amber
Not what it looks like …
This is not what it looks like.
–Luna
Unacceptable Behavior
I’m on your lap, Human Daddy, BUT…
…you are petting the Woofie.
Your behavior is unacceptable.
–Amber
Ignorance
The best way to nap next to a Woofie is to ignore that the Woofie is there.
Ignorance not giving you bliss?
Try a forceful HISS.
–Darth Vader
Beautiful
It is unnecessary to smile at the camera when you are beautiful.
Beauty speaks for itself.
–Luna
Got Dog?
Got Dog? Good for you! You’ll never have to wake up alone again.
C’mon, ladies, I know you dig my smoldering brown puppy eyes.
–Cosmo
Ingress and Egress
Not only do great Guard Cats prevent ingress of intruders, we also prevent egress of our Human Servants.
Unless you guys are heading out to fetch tuna for our supper… In that case, be our guest.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 