No, I don’t think a Monday-morning breakfast in bed of tuna, fresh cream and a decorative, edible floral arrangement is too much to ask, Human Mommy.
It’s what I deserve.
–Luna
Good morning
Good morning, Humans. I hereby proclaim the commencent of spring as I have awoken from my winter slumber.
Now get to work, Humans! I have many spring projects in mind to improve my Turtledom.
–Princess Maple Ann
Lasers
Woofs are really all the Woofies contribute to guarding the homestead.
We Guard Cats, on the other paw, come equipped with laser-shooting eyes.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
Rabbit Kick
No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
Hump Day
Hump Day, you say, Humans?
I just can’t…
You’ll have to struggle over the hump without me.
–Darth Vader
Shoo!
Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Fountains
You know it’s spring when…
…the drinking fountains are full of clear, sweet water again.
–Quicksilver
Impasse
Sometimes you encounter an impasse.
If you are stalking along the Cat shelf highway, the impasse is frequently your sister.
–Lily and Luna
Reserving judgment
You are changing my stream, Humans.
I am reserving judgment.
For now.
–Quicksilver
Garden Helper
Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Ooh, I see! You’re digging a hole!
Please let me help. I don’t mind getting my paws dirty.
–Xena
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