The only thing better than a solitary dip…
…is a day at the beach with your buddies!
–Thunder, Guest Contributor
Snapping Turtle
No, you may not sniff me, Cosmo.
Not now. Not ever.
I’m a Snapping Turtle, honest. Keep your distance.
–Princess Maple Ann Turtle
When the Queen’s away…
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
–Luna
Online Shopping
One of the problems with online shopping is that you can’t try stuff on for size before purchasing.
I probably should have ordered this box in a size up.
Oh well…
Thank goodness for cardboard/spandex blends.
–Darth Vader
Thursday, you say?
It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
–Lily
Sushi!
Sushi for dinner, Humans?
Yes, please!
Now where are my chopsticks?
–Luna
Warrior Princess
Sure, you can purr sweetly for a chin skritch or a tummy rub, if that’s your thing.
Just never forget who you really are.
You’re a Warrior Princess.
–Izzy, Guest Contributor and Thunder’s Big Sis
Government Regulations
Please fetch me a fishing pole, Human Mommy.
What do you mean I need a fishing license to fish in my own private goldfish and Koi pond?!
Great, just great.
My breakfast plans are ruined due to nonsensical government regulations.
–Darth Vader
Irresistible
Maybe you can resist my emerald eyes.
Maybe you can resist my stripy tail, my flexed whiskers, or my heart-shaped nose.
But you can’t resist them when they all come together in one package (i.e. Me, Orzo).
I’m irresistible.
–Orzo, guest contributor
Pretty Please!
Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.
Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?
Pretty please!
–Cosmo
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