What’s that, Human Mommy? You are abandoning us Cats over the holiday weekend?
No, no you are not. We do not allow it.
We hereby institute a travel ban.
–Luna
Frisbee
Won’t somebody play Frisbee or Tug or Frisbee-Tug with me, please?
PUH-LEEZE!
–Cosmo
Not a Bed
What do you mean this basket of clean laundry is not a bed, Human Mommy?
It is quite lovely for a lie-down.
What’s that, Human Mommy, you want to know where the lint roller is?
How should I know?
–Luna
Big Enough
The Woofies are big enough, Humans, bigger than enough, too big, really, more equine than canine.
They’ve obviously had enough to eat. Why do you keep buying them more cans of wet food?
For the Love of Cat, how big do you want them to get?! Clydesdale-size??!!
–Darth Vader
Stalk
Heading out on the town this fine Friday evening?
Wherever you go, whatever you do, don’t walk.
Stalk.
–Phelps
Adorable
Bet you wish you could tuck your front paws so adorably, Humans!
Well, you can’t. Your phsyionomy doesn’t permit it and, even if it did, you need to be covered in silky, feline fur for this position to work.
Feel free to console yourselves by drinking in my adorableness.
–Luna
Drape
Why merely sit when you can drape?
–Quicksilver
Tummy Rub
Rub my tummy? Please, Humans, rub my tummy!
Oooh! Thank you! That feels sooo good!
I’d purr if I could.
–Cosmo
Don’t Call Me Pumpkin
I may be orange, I may be round, but don’t you dare call me pumpkin.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Noblesse oblige…
As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 