Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
–Luna
Taken
This chair is taken. Find another.
–Lily
Get your Greens
Even if you’re basically a meat and potatoes kind of guy, it’s still very important to get your greens.
–Cosmo
Naps
Nap like you mean it.
–Finnegan
Helping Out
Sure, Kitties, Humans are there to serve us. We all know that.
Still, you can demonstrate your magnamity by lending a helping paw when the Humans try, ineffectually, to perform routine household tasks, like changing the sheets on our bed.
Silly Humans! How on earth do they expect us Kitties to sleep soundly and awaken refreshed without a fine sheen of feline fur on our sheets?
–Luna
Don’t Disturb the Cat
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader
Roar
Powerful conversations don’t necessarily involve words.
Feel the roar through your whiskers.
–Quicksilver
Congratulations
Congratulations, Human Mommy, you’ve stumbled down to the kitchen!
Now, do you really want that cup of coffee?
Wouldn’t you rather flop down on the floor and sleep away the morning with me?
–Lily
An Excellent Home Improvement Project
An excellent home improvement project involves installing a series of shelves up the living room wall so that we Cats can get up high, out of reach of even the tallest Woofie.
Thanks Human Daddy!
Now get busy and add some more shelves.
We’re out of range of the Woofies, but still miles from the ceiling, don’t you see?
–Luna
Fierce Meditation
Are your pre-dinner treats late in finding their way from their packet to your mouth to your tummy?
Meditate.
Meditate fiercely as Lions do.
–Finnegan
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