There is a new, young, overly energetic Woofie.
We Cats must bide our time on the highest perch.
–Luna and Quicksilver
New Year’s Resolution
In 2018, I resolve to become Luna’s friend!
It may take awhile, but I know I can do it, same as big brother Cosmo did in 2017!
–Xena
Strange Question
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
–Darth Vader
The Box
The Catsmas gifts were good.
The cardboard box they came in was even better.
–Quicksilver
Helping Out
Whatcha doing Human Daddy?
Can I help you out?
Oooh! This fire we built feels so good on my fur!
–Xena
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
Why Smile?
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King
Too big?
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Blockage
Sometimes you will encounter a blockage on your way to a higher position.
If the blockage is named Amber, it’s advisable to look for a detour.
–Luna
Dirty Dishes
Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 