Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
–Amber
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Exercise Equipment
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
Just saying…
–Luna
Not a Bed
What do you mean this basket of clean laundry is not a bed, Human Mommy?
It is quite lovely for a lie-down.
What’s that, Human Mommy, you want to know where the lint roller is?
How should I know?
–Luna
Bachelor Pad
Choose your bachelor pad wisely. If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.
On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.
Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.
–Charlie
Work makes for Boring Conversations
Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?
Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?
Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.
Work makes for boring conversations.
–Quicksilver
Napping with Scissors
Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
–Luna
Naps
Nap like you mean it.
–Finnegan
Someone’s got your back
As a fearsome, formidable Feline, you don’t need protection per se.
Still when you’re catching your requisite 18+ hours of daily shut-eye, it’s nice to know that Mr. Fox and his buddy the enormous goldfish have your back.
–Quicksilver
Happy Monday!
Happy Monday, Humans! Don’t feel too bad about abandoning us to go to the mysterious place you call work.
Our bed is a lot more comfortable without you taking up so much space.
–Finnegan, Quicksilver, Luna and Darth Vader
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