Whoopty Dog! It’s Friday!
How about a celebratory tummy rub?
–Cosmo
Good morning!
Good morning, Human Mommy!
Can I get a belly rub before you get coffee?
–Sunny
Stroke my Tummy
I had maybe too much fun on Saturday, maybe too many Meowgaritas.
A tummy rub might be helpful right now.
If not, I’ll let you know instantly with my claws and teeth.
–Lily
Can you resist?
I betcha want to rub my tummy.
I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.
Rub at your own risk.
Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.
–Lily
Warrior Princess
Sure, you can purr sweetly for a chin skritch or a tummy rub, if that’s your thing.
Just never forget who you really are.
You’re a Warrior Princess.
–Izzy, Guest Contributor and Thunder’s Big Sis
Too Hot
When it’s this hot, even the Queen can let it all hang out, in a regal, dignified way, of course.
–Amber
Tummy Rub
Rub my tummy? Please, Humans, rub my tummy!
Oooh! Thank you! That feels sooo good!
I’d purr if I could.
–Cosmo
Rub at your own risk
Yes, my tummy’s gorgeous.
Don’t forget my dagger claws and machete teeth.
Rub my tummy at your own risk.
–Amber
Scissors
Scissors, Humans? Are you kidding me? This box you ordered has been on the floor for weeks. It is now my bed, perfectly contoured to my furry body.
I bet you don’t even remember what’s in it.
–Lily
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
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