–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Back off, Monday
Back off, Monday!
I have Murder Mittens.
–Lily
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
Dinnertime
We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
Ornithologist
As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.
Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.
Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
Fireworks
Happy 4th of July!
Kindly refrain from setting off any fireworks in our vicinity.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Never too hot…
It’s never too hot…
…if you properly hydrate.
–Quicksilver
Too Hot!
Hey, Papa Cosmo, I want to go outside and play fetch and chase squirrels and munch grass and such but it’s too doggone hot!
Why’s it so hot, Papa Cosmo?
Well, little Xena, Human Mommy controls the outdoor thermostat.
For some reason, known only to herself, she’s got it set at extra hot.
Why, Human Mommy? Why?
–Xena and Cosmo
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