With a good sniffer, nothing is ever truly lost, not even the frisbee that was “misplaced” in the underbrush for several months.
–Cosmo
Nap on a Glacier
When the temperatures are unbearably hot, curl yourself up for a nap in the AC on top of a white comforter.
You may dream that you’re napping on a glacier like a regular polar cat.
–Finnegan
Tete-a-tete
There’s no better place and time for a prolonged chat than at the top of the stairs, early in the morning, when your Human Mommy is running late for work and is wearing a new pair of platform sandals in which you’re not convinced she’s capable of balancing her clumsy self.
–Phelps and Lily
All is Well
If you can stretch out comfortably and let yourself dream, all is still well.
–Lily
Lesson in the Inevitable
Leave a pile of dark-colored outerwear unattended long enough, awaiting its annual trip to the dry-cleaners, and eventually a dark-colored cat will claim it for his throne.
–Darth Vader
What the Ladies Want III
Kissing is all well and good, but what a lady really wants is for you to lick her face.
–Finnegan
Try Something New
Are your Woofies getting too big? Have your Humans done nothing to slow their alarming growth rate?
Perhaps it’s time to sample the Woofies’ additive – rich cuisine so that you can expand from properly sized domestic cat to wild cheetah or panther as appropriate.
–Amber and Darth Vader
Love Bites
Biting your loved ones doesn’t mean you don’t love them. It just means you’re still teething.
–Stella
Great Guard Cats
A great guard Cat is never caught sleeping on the job. The open mouth? It’s not a yawn–it’s a fearsome roar.
–Phelps
Make it Work
Even if the lap is too small, stylish Dogs make it work.
–Cosmo
