Picking out the right furniture is tough, unless you’re picking out a Cat Tree.
You can’t go wrong with a Cat Tree, the taller, the better, generously dosed with Catnip.
–Lily, Luna, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Jealousy
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
–Lily
Intimidating?
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
Monday
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
Thursday, you say?
It’s Thursday, you say? Interesting…
Wake me up when it’s a fun day, like Friday.
Just not before Happy Hour, please.
A Party Girl needs her beauty sleep.
–Lily
Fresh Perspective
Bored with your current situation?
Try adopting a fresh perspective.
–Lily
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Closed Doors
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
–Lily
Peekaboo
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 